I live in Elliot Lake, Ontario, Canada. We have had many more bears than usual come into town this year. We live in their domain though—what do we expect! Yes, we must secure our garbage among other necessary regulations.
My wife is bilingual and speaks both english and french. She and I were sitting at a table having lunch at a fall fair and two ladies at the table next to us were chatting in french. My wife looked shocked, amused and sometimes disgusted. I asked her what was wrong. She said quietly, “Those two ladies are talking about their sex lives.”
My wife says I farted one night so badly that our dog got off the bed and went elsewhere. I’m surprised that my wife did not do the same. I need to remind myself that too much hot sauce at supper has nasty consequences!
What ticks me off are the tons of side affects for these drugs. Also any small print drives me up the wall. I take enough medications to sink the Titanic all over again. Unfortunately I need them all for a variety of ailments. It seems that a buffet used to be at a restaurant but nowadays it is the local pharmacy. I am 65, not ancient but no spry rooster either. Aging sucks. OK, rant over!
I knew this guy who when younger had a bad case of acne. Someone called him Pizza Face. It would have hurt less if he had been stabbed with a butcher knife.
I live in Elliot Lake, Ontario, Canada. We have had many more bears than usual come into town this year. We live in their domain though—what do we expect! Yes, we must secure our garbage among other necessary regulations.