“You’re going to relegate my history to a month? I don’t want a black history month. Black history is American history.” —Morgan Freeman, 2005
“I know that many of you are angered by the ongoing racism in our nation… Brothers and Sisters, go vote. Our lives quite literally depend on it.”—Morgan Freeman, 2020
“I’d rather be there,Where you haven’t got a care, And you’re better off deadThan being turned into a pile of immortal toothbrushes tortured for eternity.”
Instant death, or eternity as a tortured, sentient, immortal toothbrush? Imagining something possibly worse? Curiosity doesn’t even get a walk-on part.
Hoping the SNAP took out the eyeball.