Well it wasn’t an on-purpose. Of course it was an accident.
What a scintillating burn! You have such wit! You must be a delight to be around. Merry Christmas!
Being nasty? Oh, come on! Please tell me you know how to take a joke.
Gift bags suck. Everybody hates gift bags. Even a simple wrap job is more fun to open than a gift bag. (Three for me, too!)
What are you talking about? Watch batteries are tiny. 50 would fit in there with plenty of room to spare!
Shouldn’t part of Jimbo’s lower torso be visible in the back window of the truck? At least his butt?
Scalding hot cake batter? That’s not how baking works, I’m afraid. I don’t remember that strip.
An hour isn’t enough time for a decent pot roast. 15 minutes would barely get the raw meat warmed up. I believe Mrs. Pickles likely overcooked the pot roast and openly invites litigation.
You must fascinate your friends. :P