Recent Comments

1. about 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Is it my imagination, or do those kids look like Wednesday and Pugsley Addams?

2. over 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Pigs with guns….are they joining the cows?

3. over 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   The “sliding scales” of justice??

4. over 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   To have failed at everything makes you a true failure. While you’re still failing at things, you’re actually being successful at not being a complete failure……yet.

5. about 9 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Nah, fair dinkum fellas….Australia is home to 9 of the top ten most venomous snakes in the world, most venomous spider (funnelweb), great big sharks and huge crocodiles. Everything here is lethal. Don’t be fooled by the koala’s cute looks – he’s survived in an extremely hostile environment. Even Mike Tyson wouldn’t cuddle one on his last visit. Think about it……

6. about 9 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I kinda thought he’d have more of a “Blues Brothers” black-and-white thing happening…..

7. over 9 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I know I drink too much. Last time I did a urine test there was an olive in it…..(Rodney Dangerfield).

8. over 9 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Will goat share his oysters or is he too shellfish?

9. almost 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Fair dinkum….that’s inconceivable!

10. over 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Well, that explains Bob the croc continually getting killed…..