“Thank you for ordering your quarter pounder with bees. The swarm will arrive shortly.”
Remember, it’s “all you can eat”, not “you can eat all”.
My sister and I quickly learned to NEVER utter the word “bored” within earshot of our parents, or suddenly, we would have a new task, or series of tasks, to cure that!
Money might not be able to buy happiness, but I’d settle for renting it.
“Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.” – Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce…
I like having grey hair. It means I still have hair.
Oh absolutely. I know many people that lost weight on their old Points program and for the most part have kept it off.
And Weight Watchers is now WW and will prescribe you Ozempic instead of teaching you how to put down the fork.
You’re not the customer, you’re the product. Products don’t get a say.
“Thank you for ordering your quarter pounder with bees. The swarm will arrive shortly.”