Recent Comments

1. about 3 hours ago on Crankshaft

   Sorry about making fun of this previously unknown dialect of northern Ohio! It’s actually pronounced “To what do we owe?” and “be all OBVIOUSY!” (5/13/24)

2. about 4 hours ago on Crankshaft

   “Nice to meet.” “What do we owe?” Why does everyone in this strip speak like a broken Talking Jar Jar Binks doll? “Harry L. Dinkle meesa be!”

3. about 22 hours ago on Crankshaft

   I hope not! By the rate that car’s shrinking, by tomorrow the trunk will be the size of a Sucrets tin!

4. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   His car sure shrank a lot in one panel. From Porsche to Little Tikes just like that. Tomorrow, Mayonnaise Jar will be pushing it in one hand, making “BEEP BEEP VROOM!” noises, with Peppa Pig as driver.

5. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Yes. Jokes and story matter not! MUST LAST UNTIL SATURDAY

6. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   This is less “snake eating its own tail” than it is “dog eating its own vomit.” But, same result.

7. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   “My GPS says to turn left at garage with ‘Batman &’ symbol.”

8. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   She’s not itching for a lawsuit. She desires REVENGE. “Oh gosh, that bus driver who very nearly killed me as a little girl got crushed? How sad. But Anyway…”

9. 2 days ago on Crankshaft

   Gent ignores the most basic of the rules of the English language: “Never end a sentence with a proposition. End every sentence with LOL” dorcguyver, every comment you write for any strip ends in “LOL”. Is how you talk in real life? “Gimme a pepperoni pizza LOL” and “Sorry your mother died LOL” and “Doctor a worm crawled in my brain and died and I’m vomiting brains Oh God I’m gonna DIE!! LOL.”

10. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

    It’s his strip and he can do what he wants. But that isn’t always a great career move. When was the last time you saw a paper running Dilbert?