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  1. about 13 hours ago on Pooch Cafe

    You may be the condensation on the bowl, but he’s just the big puddle under the bowl. Neither one of you has much effect on what’s happening above you.

  2. 4 days ago on Skin Horse

    No one has ever called her “Miss Humous”. Because “humous” doesn’t describe her. Her body parts are hardly decayed at all. Humus is so decayed that it’s no longer recognizable as animal tissue, let alone being able to tell if it used to be human body parts.

    Besides, “Miss Posthumous” is what Nick called her in panel 3. Hence my comment.

  3. 4 days ago on Skin Horse

    A talking dog, a cross-dressing Army captain, and a patchwork girl with black ooze where her blood should be, not to mention their boss – the “fetchingly enigmatic” swarm of bees…

    We haven’t been in Kansas for a long time.

  4. 4 days ago on Skin Horse

    “Miss Posthumous” is still one of the best nicknames for Unity.

  5. 5 days ago on The Born Loser

    Unfortunately, baseball analogies are useless in real life. A batting average of .300 might be pretty good in baseball, but if you’re running a business, a success rate of only 30% is nothing to brag about.

    Unless you’re Brutus, in which case, a success rate of 30% might just be a new high.

  6. 5 days ago on The Born Loser

    I suppose it would really depend on how catastrophic the mistake was.

  7. 6 days ago on The Born Loser

    I once had a district manager who said it this way: “It takes 100 ‘attaboys’ to make up for 1 ‘oh, $h!t’.”

  8. 7 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    It was a joke. I’ve never burned anything while I was cooking either.

  9. 7 days ago on Over the Hedge

    Ah, well, now that you explain it… I still have no idea what you’re talking about. But that’s OK. I don’t need to know.

  10. 8 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    They can explain it – just not while they’re doing it.