Grandmas do that, sweetie.
Grandmas are the most easily manipulated demographic on the planet.
Mine are a pair of bar-stewards, I love them anyway.
Touché!
My neighbour was going to get that pretend-y grass, but apparently you are advised to hoover it. (Truth)
He said if he had to hoover it he might as well mow it.
Ecru is “large-flightless-bird” coloured isn’t it?
Who doesn’t want a free goat?
Talk about win-win
On the floor
I used to “hate fashion” parties
Who anybody rings and says “We haven’t caught up for ages! Come for coffee on Friday – oh, and wear clean underwear and bring cash.” run for the hills.
Esau and Jacob: the Wonder Years
Not before time – The Mouse place has been dead a while now
Grandmas do that, sweetie.
Grandmas are the most easily manipulated demographic on the planet.