SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED TO ME. WIFE AND I HAD ONLY BEEN MARRIED FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS, SOME WOMAN CALLS HER UP DEMANDING THAT I LET HER SEE HER CHILDREN, SHE INSISTED I WAS THE HUSBAND THAT DIVORCED HER AND TOOK THE KIDS, MY WIFE ASKED HER HOW OLD HE WAS. SHE SAID 30’S SOMETHING, SHE TELLS HER WE’VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED 2 YEARS AND WE’RE 19 YEARS OLD, THE OLD BAT DIDN’T BELIEVE US. SHE KEPT CALLING FOR MONTHS. WIFE FINALLY CHANGED THE PHONE NUMBER
SOME FOREIGN GURL ( I THINK,DIDN’T ASK HER/HE’/IT WHICH PRONOUN THEY WERE UNDER ) WANTED TO KNOW: DO U SMOKE, DO U DRINK, WHEN WAS UR LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER, HOW MANY GUNS DO U OWN? I JUST SET THERE LOOKING AT HE/HER/IT LIKE SHE WAS SOMETHING I PULLED OUT OF THE DRAIN. SHE KEPT ASKING, I KEPT SILENT. SHE FINALLY GAVE UP. AND I ASKED LATER WHERE THAT PAPER WAS, THEY COULDN’T FIND IT. SO I CHANGED DOCTORS.
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT….. TURNS OUT?? THE DOCTOR SAYS I’M “SENSITIVE” TO THAT CRAP I HAD TO DRINK… WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE I DRANK IT AND MY LIFE WENT DOWN THE TOILET!!!!!!
WHEN I LIVED IN THE COUNTRY, 35 YEARS AGO, WE HAD CHICKENS, TURKEYS, MILKING GOATS, A MARE AND HER FOAL, CATS & DOGS. PUT MY DAUGHTER IN CHARGE. SHE LOVED IT: FEEDING THEM ALL, GETTING THE EGGS, ( I WOULD MILK THE GOATS ), SHE HELPED WHEN WE SLAUGHTERED 200 PULLETS FOR THE FREEZERS, SHE DID A LOT, EVEN HELPED HER POODLE DELIVER ITS PUPPIES. SHE AND I ( AND OF COURSE HER MOTHER ) HAD A LOT OF FUN, TAUGHT HER HOW TO SHOOT AND HUNT. SHE GREW UP TO BE AN EXCEPTIONALLY WONDERFUL WOMAN. I’M PROUD OF HER EVERY DAY.
REMINDS ME OF MY BI%%H MOTHER; SHE THREW AWAY MY OLD COMICS. WHEN I ADDED UP HOW MUCH SHE THREW AWAY?? THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME IN ALL THE YEARS I KNEW HER, THAT SHE CRIED, WHEN I TOLD HER HOW MUCH $$$$$$$$
I HAD TO ASK FOR “PERMISSION” TO MARRY, FROM MY MOTHER. THEN SHE TELLS ME I DON’T HAVE TO MARRY HER, CAUSE THE BABY WASN’T MINE ( SHE WASN’T PREGNANT). THEN SHE OFFERED MY GIRLFRIEND/SOON TO BE WIFE $5000 IN CASH TO TELL ME SHE WASN’T GOING TO MARRY ME. SHE TURNED HER DOWN. BWHAAAA AAAA AAA. TURNED OUT TO BE MY BEST FRIEND, TAUGHT ME HOW TO HUNT AND SHOOT
ITS BEEN 10 – 12 YEARS AGO, RIGHT AFTER I GOT AN ACCOUNT, GOT A TEXT/PICTURE FROM A DROP DEAD RUSSIAN GAL, FULL FRONTAL TOP TO BOTTOM NUDITY, SHOWING ALL HER GLORY!!!!! SHE WANTED TO BE MY FRIEND HEE HEE HEE, LOLOL, YEAH, RIGHT…… ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS THE BIG, FAT ROOSKI, SWEATIN’ AND THINKING THAT HE’S “HOOKED” SOMEONE…. DELETE
SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED TO ME. WIFE AND I HAD ONLY BEEN MARRIED FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS, SOME WOMAN CALLS HER UP DEMANDING THAT I LET HER SEE HER CHILDREN, SHE INSISTED I WAS THE HUSBAND THAT DIVORCED HER AND TOOK THE KIDS, MY WIFE ASKED HER HOW OLD HE WAS. SHE SAID 30’S SOMETHING, SHE TELLS HER WE’VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED 2 YEARS AND WE’RE 19 YEARS OLD, THE OLD BAT DIDN’T BELIEVE US. SHE KEPT CALLING FOR MONTHS. WIFE FINALLY CHANGED THE PHONE NUMBER