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1. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Shoulder straps were optional on our ’69 Ford LTD Squire station wagon.

2. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   If you stand up behind the cab of the pickup, turn your head sideways, and hold your mouth just right, it hoots like blowing over the mouth of a bottle.

3. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   When the whole family was along, I had to ride in the package area in the way-back of the VW Beetle.

4. over 1 year ago on One Big Happy

   The math teacher said, “Two negatives make a positive, but two positives don’t make a negative.” And the kid in the front row said, “Yeah, right.”

5. over 1 year ago on Frazz

   Is Sault Lake City where the Mormons go on vacation in Michigan?

6. over 1 year ago on Frazz

   What is “check”? What is “mail”? What is “write”?

7. over 1 year ago on Ben

   It looks like Monopoly, although you don’t usually win that by rolling a good number. You win Monopoly when your opponent rolls and lands on your well-developed property.

8. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   For those of you who are trying to Google it, I believe it’s spelled Bandon. But isn’t Tillamook the cheesiest place in Oregon?

9. over 1 year ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Don’t sweat the petty things. And don’t pet the sweaty things.

10. over 1 year ago on Non Sequitur

    Or the bear that said one day, “I don’t want to hunt penguins. You all just go ahead.” And the next day said, “Let’s go hunt seals. I love hunting seals!!!” It was a bi-polar bear.