I have forearms and I’m not an octopus…We have a stuffed octopus dog toy, but it only has 6 arms (came that way, not due to dog attacks.) I call it a hexapus.
I have two jerseys from the late 70’s, all cotton, tattered at the edges, one has bleach stains, and my wife would not dare insist that I toss them. They don’t make ’em like that anymore. (she does require that I not wear them out in public, however…)
And invite Happy Gilmore!