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1. about 10 hours ago on Crankshaft

   We don’t know because Batty has never shown us even one frame of the “Starsuck Jones” movies, just a few posters (on Sideways Sunday, of course) and of course many shots of the filming process and many, many strips with nothing but people talking about making a sci-fi movie. Good times (not really).

2. about 22 hours ago on MythTickle

   Last time I checked, predators ate herbivores, so you’re in the food chain whether you’re vegan or not!

3. about 22 hours ago on Crankshaft

   “I don’t know… I really need to think…”

   Good luck with that, Max. Last time you “thought,” you decided endless re-runs of “Radio Ranch” were the ticket to success.

4. about 22 hours ago on Crankshaft

   In the back of the bus with Cindy. Sorry, Mort—while you were going after Lizard Lil, Cranky swooped in for the Hollywood trophy wife!

5. about 22 hours ago on Crankshaft

   “Coming to Channel One this fall: The Great American Smirk-Off! Featuring all of Worstview’s finest smirks! Brought to you by Smirkov’s Vodka—available in 55-gallon drums, because you’re gonna need it!”

6. about 22 hours ago on Crankshaft

   With Crankshaft. “Oh, great,” sighs the mechanic at the school bus garage, as he fires up the steam cleaner…

7. about 22 hours ago on Crankshaft

   You’re expecting continuity from Batty?

8. about 22 hours ago on Crankshaft

   be given to people who didn’t earn them?

   Are you suggesting Batty’s finally going to get some kind of “lifetime achievement award” when he wraps up “Crankshaft”?

9. about 22 hours ago on Crankshaft

   Which leads to the question, “why is Masoné apparently the head honcho for this movie?” The two previous Starsux movies were produced and directed by somebody else (remember the guy with the oily pencil mustache?); “Dead St. Lisa’s Story—the (not very) Moving Picture” was his auteur flick, his first stint as a director… and it bombed at the box office, despite a post-mortem (that is, after both the character of Lisa and the movie itself died) Oscar™ for its co-star. What studio in their right mind would give the producer/director role in a big-budget special-effects extravaganza to a guy whose first outing as a director was a flop?

10. 1 day ago on Rudy Park

    Running gag on the old Benny Hill show—Benny would jump onto his bicycle and knock the seat off in the process…