Is this an infomercial?
The short answer is yes. Think with your big head, not your little one. ;-)
Freedom isn’t free. Be proud to pay your fair share.
Not even a nice try. Ramirez just phoned it in today. :-(
Be specific. Who are you telling us to hate today?
Michael has run out of rationalizations.
Every sperm is precious. Every sperm is good . . .
You’re really bad at making fun of yourself.
And the alternative is…
To a hammer like Michael, everything looks like a nail.
Is this an infomercial?