Remember: Dogs have owners. Cats have staff (and they won’t let you forget that fact!)
Run away! Run away!
Let’s not get nostalgic, here! “Nostalgia”, as some wit once said, is “remembering the past without reliving the pain.”
Be especially leery of lambnappers who have mint jelly….
Call it a “hunch”, but methinks at some point Rod (whose nickname for himself is probably “Hot Rod”) is going to get a rude surprise.
Kinda sounds like you’re prejudiced against small dogs, eh?
People being “vertically challenged” is why god invented the stepladder.
Reminds me of a house with a low chain link fence I used to walk by. The small dog inside would run up to the fence and bark ferociously at me until I was past his yard. One day I saw the gate was open and wondered what he’d do. Well, he barked away UNTIL I got to the gate. Then he shut up until I was past the gate and started barking at me again.
And his “internet” works just as well in a power failure!
My sister used to do that. Her boyfriend (who she ended up marrying) had better taste in picking flattering clothing for her than she did…and she knew it!