The Pumpkin Spice Channel
by GoComics
In what is sure to be a typically misunderstood bit of "shark humor," the "Pumpkin Spice" referred to in this delightfully savory F Minus is not the seasonal holiday flavoring, but the little-known "fifth Spice Girl" who left the group shortly before its ascent to global infamy. According to unpopular lore, Pumpkin, so called because of her affinity for off-brand spray tan or the bulbous shape of her big toes, depending on whom you talk to, ditched the Girls to work on one of those Greenpeace anti-whaling boats, living at sea ever since and tantalizing ocean predators with the voluptuous allure of her oversized foot digits or tangily cured skin, again, depending on what your sources are .