Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 24, 2011
Transcript:
Ralph says, "Steinbauer!!" Steinbauer says, "What?" Ralph says, "Why are you throwing your empty ice cream cartons into my trash can??" Steinbauer says, "Because I'm supposed to be on a diet! If my wife sees them, she'll get mad!" Ralph says, "But now my wife think I'm cheating on my diet!!" Steinbauer says, "Do you mean to tell me you're afraid of your wife??" Ralph says, "No, but... wait a minute!"
You would think that Steinbauer’s wife and June would be friends. They live next door. And the husbands hate each other. Although I can’t figure that out because they both belong to the same Lodge! They’re supposed to be brothers in the Polecat Lodge!