Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 17, 1997
Transcript:
Man: I'm sorry, sir. You're not allowed to bring sports bottles into the stadium. Ralph: Why not? Man: Because we want you to buy all your food and drinks here at our expensive snack bar. The team just signed another journeyman pitcher to a bazillion dollar contract, so they need to get all the money they possibly can out of each and every fan. Thank you for your cooperation! Ralph: Baseball fever: It'll make you sick!