Michael Ramirez for April 21, 2018

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    Guy Fawkes  almost 6 years ago

     

    Not so long ago

    We can still remember how

    Our country used to make us smile

    And we knew that we would see

    That we could keep the people free

    And maybe they’d be happy for a while

    But one November made me shiver

    When all the ballots were delivered

    Bad news on the doorstep

    We couldn’t take one more step

    I Can’t remember if we cried

    When we read about his blatant lies

    Something touched us deep inside

    The day Democracy died

    So

    Bye, bye Miss American Pie

    Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry

    And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye

    Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die

    This’ll be the day that I die

    Did you burn the book of love?

    And do you ignore your God above?

    Does the Bible tell you so?

    Do you believe in justice whole?

    Can freedom save your mortal soul?

    And somehow you think we don’t already know?

    Well, we know that you’re in bed with him

    ‘Cause we saw you colluding, treason’s sin

    You both picked who would lose

    Man, we don’t dig these яussian screws

    Bern was an aging hero up on a donkey

    Alas a pink slip primary made it all go wonky

    But we knew he was out of luck

    The day Democracy died

    Now it’s fifteen months we’ve been on our own

    And trouble grows fast and more is sown

    But that’s not how it used to be

    When the jester tweeted it all away

    With hatred, lies, and believe what I say…

    In a style that came from you and me

    Oh and while the eagle was looking down

    The jester stole his sacred town

    The electors were adjourned

    No verdict was returned

    And while Jr. lied about the reason

    The яussians laid out a plan for treason

    And so began our nightmare season

    The day Democracy died

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    walfishj  almost 6 years ago

    Ramirez left the Republicans out using their paint brushes to tar the white clean clothes. But how do you make up lies? I’m awaiting your instructions Michael, you seem to be part of the FOX TAINT SHOP.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    GUYFAWKES: Excellent lyrics. Thanks for posting.

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    shakeswilly  almost 6 years ago

    Why did the Publican congressmen have their dirty laundry labelled “FBI” ? Too ashamed to put their own names ?

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    PO' DAWG  almost 6 years ago

    The FBI dirty laundry, one of those stains has got to be Eric Holder and he has the guts to say he might make a run for President.

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    Lyman Elliott Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I find this a little confusing. Being it is Ramirez I would expect this to be targeting the FBI but, if so, he’s using the wrong building. As it stands it would appear that this is a comment on how the Republican Congress is trying to smear the FBI to protect the Idiot in the White House, but isn’t Ramirez a backer of these goofballs?

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    Max Starman Jones  almost 6 years ago

    Comey should count his blessings. If the other side had won, he would have “committed suicide” a long time ago.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    The FBI is hanging out Trump’s dirty laundry.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 6 years ago

    Kick ‘em when they’re up

    Kick ‘em when they’re down

    Kick ‘em when they’re stiff

    Kick ’em all around

    Dirty little secrets

    Dirty little lies

    We got our dirty little fingers in everybody’s pie

    We love to cut you down to size

    We love dirty laundry

    We can do “The Innuendo”

    We can dance and sing

    When it’s said and done we haven’t told you a thing

    We all know that Kraft is king

    Give us dirty laundry!

    Kick ‘em when they’re up

    Kick ‘em when they’re down

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    Don Henley

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    braindead Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I read today that Trump Disciples are afraid that Michael Cohen will ‘flip’ on Trump.

    What, exactly, are they afraid of?

    I mean, Trump has never done anything illegal, that he could be prosecuted for, right?

    There, you know, no evidence, right?

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    NeoconMan  almost 6 years ago

    Our only hope for the future is “Teach your children well.”

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