Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 15, 2018

My neighbor is a tax lawyer/accountant. We both agree that April Fools day is the 15th.

I think Brewster got a little too much bee venom.

Now I’ve got that Beatles-song stuck in my head…

But how is “Taxman” supposed to perform a tax audit on location?!? – On the other hand, he does that to Dr. Mel on a regular bases. He claims Winky’s spleens as deductibles, btw.

I owed the IRS $1 this year. I was rather pleased with myself.

Pam’s interrogatives are a hoot.

Personally, I like to celebrate by playing Stevie Ray Vaughan’s cover of “Taxman” a time or two.

During NASA’s Apollo 13 moon mission in April 1970, astronaut Jack Swigert found himself in the surprising position of being in space on Tax Day without having filed his taxes.

“Decorating?”

“Yes, after I write out the check for the amount I owe, I make confetti out of it before putting it into the envelope (addressed to ‘Infernal Revenue Service’)…”

Doing taxes is easy once you learn the language and the reasoning…It’s all explained in simple language in the instructions…after all the Tax Codes were written by Half-Wits to begin with…

Aren’t they registered for tax purposes on some distant planet?

Taxmas is when IRiS Clause gives you a refund if you’ve been nice, or a bill if you’ve been naughty.