B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 16, 2018

I framed my million Lire bar tab from years ago.

I wonder if anyone who ever owned a Yugo did this?

You takes your pleasures where you find ’em

I understand. The car the Late & Unlamented left me had no radio, no heater, the pedal had fallen off the lever that worked the gas, and it wouldn’t go backwards. I was rather proud of the fact that I’d gotten a speeding ticket; I didn’t think it would go hat fast!

That must have been when he beat Bugs Bunny.

“That was the day I had all those burritos. Yes, I had quite a tail-wind…”

Got one of those. I earned it on my bicycle.

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