Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 19, 2018

Clear Air Turbulence

I think you’re ready for some four letter words.

Now how about that strip tease while I sing the ABC song?

I read reading at Reading

I thought I’d plough through the borough, though a tough cough made me hiccough.

She is essentially being polite to the M-O-R-O-N..

It’s wonderful to see a young couple bringing out the best in each other.

Sound the word out…

But he knows how to put a prophylactic device on any number of elongated fruits and vegetables, and which parts of the school lunch are both edible and palatable.

Looks like he’s trying to write in that little pamphlet, um, without a pencil.

http://dlnr.hawaii.gov/hisc/files/2016/01/HMS-toxo_FAQ_FINAL.pdf

*C*ain’t *A*ctually *T*alk

" Now, after C-A-T, dear, write H-O-U-S-E…very good ! "

See Dick. See Dick read. C A T! Cat! See Dick Read “cat”!

See Jane help. See Jane help Dick read. See Jane help Dick read “cat”!

Read, Dick, read! Read “cat,” Dick, read “cat”!

Dick and Jane lead such a fulfilling life together. See Dick and Jane live life together!

Oh, Dick! I love your new clean, close, comfortable shave with Burma Shave™!