The laws of futility would not allow a lifetime loser to carry a charm of good luck and experience fortune and happiness, so the space-time continuum bored a wormhole in his trousers to set the coin free and hopefully become lucky again for a new discoverer.
Enter.Name.Here about 6 years ago
The laws of futility would not allow a lifetime loser to carry a charm of good luck and experience fortune and happiness, so the space-time continuum bored a wormhole in his trousers to set the coin free and hopefully become lucky again for a new discoverer.
johndifool about 6 years ago
He has an extradimensional wormhole in his pocket?
ladamson1918 about 6 years ago
If those pants are unlucky, why does Monty have so many of them? He must have hundreds of pairs by now.
stamps about 6 years ago
I have the same thoughts when people thank God for saving them from a disaster. Well, who do you think sent the disaster in the first place?
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 6 years ago
Monty, check your lucky shoe.
Raider Red Premium Member about 6 years ago
I agree. While wearing those pants, you will never get lucky.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Green plaid? Yes, very unlucky, Monty. Your fashion sense is a disaster far beyond the lose of a lucky penny!