Francis by Patrick J. Marrin for February 22, 2018

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    DanFlak  about 6 years ago

    The best way to kill a rumor is to confirm it.

    There were rumors that my wife was having an affair with her flight instructor. When she soloed, instead of cutting off a corner of her shirt tail and putting her name and “first solo” and date of the flight and signed by the instructor and pinning it to the club wall, she provided him with a pair of her panties that she deliberately carried in her purse for the purpose. That shut the critics up in an instant.

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    Dani Rice  about 6 years ago

    A rumor is like a hole in your tooth. Your tongue always makes it bigger than it is.

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    By current church law, you can’t be appointed Cardinal unless you’re at least a priest. (And if you’re only a priest, they’ll ordain you a bishop after appointment.)

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    buckman-j  about 6 years ago

    Maybe the new cardinal is Stan Musial?

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