Jeff Danziger for January 16, 2018

Actually, would be rat terriers chasing him down his hole.

Just follow the bouncing golf ball.

Get the popcorn going, this is gonna be GOOD!!

And it could all mean nothing, because it’s the House (I believe) who has to start the impeachment process. And these are the same guys willing to accept a pedophile elected.

I do hope Bannon testifies about Trump’s money laundering.

We know who the dumpster suckers are by their poor attempts at distraction.

Aren’t people hoping a lot from Mueller’s investigation? It seems many are just fantasizing right now. I would like to see what actual report that gets submitted and published says.

Mueller has him up a tree, the Republicans are complaining that he didn’t use any cats.

I’d love to see him try to climb a tree.

Would the species of tree become endangered, i.e. infected by the general nature of the president’s toxicity ? Would Zinke make effort to protect such trees ? Would Republicans make a special effort to eradicate it?

Somebody get me a chain saw.

Maybe people will start to like me more if I adopt. Let’s see: 10 pts. Haiti; 8 pts. Puerto Rico; 7 pts. India ?; 6 pts. anywhere North Africa (good deal—go for high cheekbones)…then North Europe —Anything blonde; 4 pts another something from Slovenia would be OK; 2 pts Norway; 1 pt obviously from Sweden—something I could later date when I am no longer president and after I have eradicated every remaining moral standard…and after getting out of this stupid tree.