Perhaps he can commission a giant sunshade (like Mr. Burns did in the Simpsons) and bring in huge coal powered chillers to keep the ambient below freezing. Might last until August that way.
You know, Sedgewick is young enough that he’ll actually have to deal with the consequences of global warming, he doesn’t have the advantage of expecting to retire and move to some isolated place to live out his twilight years before the major personal and legal ramifications hit like all the politicians and oil industry leaders who deny global warming today. In 20-30 years when he’s running the company and his dad disappears to some sunny pacific island he’ll be lucky to only have to pay massive fines and not have a mob of thousands of displaced Floridians and New Yorkers tear down his mansion doors and lynch him in his own front yard.
It’s a great snowman, Sedgwick. That much is true. And if it melts with the onslaught of spring and summer weather, the memory will linger on. Just ask Auntie Nell….
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago
I think you are mistaken….
you’ve mistaken global warming for Spring.
But it’s OK….. baby steps. Baby steps.
Phred Premium Member over 6 years ago
Don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone.
F-Flash over 6 years ago
Quick Jarvis, tell him that you drive an electric car. We all know that electricity comes out of thin air.
nitromicro over 6 years ago
Perhaps he can commission a giant sunshade (like Mr. Burns did in the Simpsons) and bring in huge coal powered chillers to keep the ambient below freezing. Might last until August that way.
yangeldf over 6 years ago
You know, Sedgewick is young enough that he’ll actually have to deal with the consequences of global warming, he doesn’t have the advantage of expecting to retire and move to some isolated place to live out his twilight years before the major personal and legal ramifications hit like all the politicians and oil industry leaders who deny global warming today. In 20-30 years when he’s running the company and his dad disappears to some sunny pacific island he’ll be lucky to only have to pay massive fines and not have a mob of thousands of displaced Floridians and New Yorkers tear down his mansion doors and lynch him in his own front yard.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
It’s a great snowman, Sedgwick. That much is true. And if it melts with the onslaught of spring and summer weather, the memory will linger on. Just ask Auntie Nell….