Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for December 15, 2017

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    Ratbrat  over 6 years ago

    Maybe just wear oven mitts when handling!

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    WoodstockJack  over 6 years ago

    Women’s emotions are like a chicken pot pie … scald the roof of your mouth when you try to ingest them, the pain of which lasts far longer than the actual meal.

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    Ray_C  over 6 years ago

    More like an ice cream sundae with a nuclear bomb inside and the trigger connected to the spoon.

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    DM2860  over 6 years ago

    OK, now I want a Banquet TV dinner with chicken and that lame brownie that is still better than no brownie.

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    ChessPirate  over 6 years ago

    She can insult him, buuuut…

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago

    She’s steaming.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t it be more efficient to feel them all at once?

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