Joe Heller for December 07, 2017

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    By golly would you look at the hands on those guys! Dumpster is soooo jealous!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    If Obama peeled potatoes, Republicans would repeal them.

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    Melki Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Why don’t you hire some Russian hookers to pee on it?

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    superposition  over 6 years ago

    Blind faith in religions and political ideologies have caused so much strife on this planet that intelligent aliens have warned other alien societies to steer clear of us until we start working together as a planet.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The Surest sign that there is intelligent life in the universe is the fact that NO ONE has tried to contact us!

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    Squoop  over 6 years ago

    Take us to your sociopathic dotard jackass.

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    Strawberry Hellcat: Gair I gall, ffon I’r anghall  over 6 years ago

    I guess Heller didn’t see the original “Day the Earth Stood Still”. The alien would have already been SHOT, and the device destroyed before its usefulness was known.

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    streetbeater  over 6 years ago

    Think of all the medical, pharma and insurance companies and personnel who would be obsolete.

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    Striped Cat  over 6 years ago

    “Obozo bad! The Kenyan Muslim bad! Must undo everything!” He is black, so many Americans don’t care if what he did would be helpful to them.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Douglas Adams was right; “Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small, unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly 93 million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea!”

    AND, “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves elected President should under NO circumstances be allowed to serve AS president!”
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    Mr. Blawt  over 6 years ago

    He would rather have the big gun package, and in the end, the great negotiator would give up our resources and get nothing in return.

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    Sadandconfused9  over 6 years ago

    Well done cartoon Mr. Heller!!

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    A simple statement was Republicans inserting into a “must pass” bill totally unrelated to health care, their standard practice like puttng loaded guns back in National Parks, legislation to prohibit Medicae and Medicaid from negotiating drug prices as VA can do. This only increased costs by 400% to 4,000% to taxpayers. Thanks, Ryan the “budget hawk”" and friends..

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    Nantucket Premium Member over 6 years ago

    This is probably what CDHPC2 is trying to misrepresent..http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2009/aug/03/dan-lungren/lungren-says-obama-would-have-government-require-c/

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    Nantucket Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Twilight Zone “The Gift”. Alien shot and the book containing a vaccine to prevent all cancers is burned because the people fear it is “Satanic” or “black magic”.

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    Kip W  over 6 years ago

    Somebody point out to him that Obama didn’t jump off a cliff.

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