Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 17, 2017

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    oldpine52  over 6 years ago

    Or, at least, winter in wonderland.

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    blunebottle  over 6 years ago

    The Cheshire cat’s smile is upside-down…

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    blunebottle  over 6 years ago

    …and why is the Ace of Hearts not using a spade?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Take up skiing. If you live in a climate that has significant annual snowfall, your whole outlook on it changes if you can find a snow-based activity you enjoy. Doesn’t matter what it is; x-country skiing, Alpine skiing, snow-shoeing, ice fishing. Plus they’re all good for you. Well, maybe not the ice fishing depending on your consumption of legal intoxicants.

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    PICTO  over 6 years ago

    @LIVERLIPS: Only a drunk would go ice fishing when you can buy it by the bag at 7-11.

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    Nuliajuk  over 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t the rabbit just burrow under it?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    The Red Queen is off her head.

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    Kamino Neko  over 6 years ago

    The Angry Hatter.

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    jreckard  over 6 years ago

    Twas freezing, and the icy rubes did tire and whimper in their cave.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 6 years ago

    With only eight days left until Xmas, shouldn’t they all be out Carrolling?

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    Daeder  over 6 years ago

    Off with their sleds!

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    pchemcat  over 6 years ago

    I always liked shoveling snow. Now that I live in the South, I really miss it and wish it would snow here more than once a year.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    “Now I’m really late….”

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