Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 19, 2017

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    banjinshiju  over 6 years ago

    If I could kick afield goal the distance of my own age, NFL scouts would be lining up outside my door. The online medics could tend to the muscle strains and aches. And what pro player would like to be known for crippling an infirm old man.

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    ChessPirate  over 6 years ago

    If I can still remember my age, I’m young…

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    joegeethree  over 6 years ago

    Where’s the video evidence Ralph? Just because you say you made it, doesn’t make it so.

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    del_grande Premium Member over 6 years ago

    He made a 40-yard field goal at age 40? Kevin makes it sound as if any 40-year-old could do that – and yes, I am taking the kicking tee into account.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 6 years ago

    Steel toed place kicking shoes. Cleats only on the nondominant foot.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Where was Lucy Van Pelt when we needed her?

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 6 years ago

    Recently I officially went from being a DOM to a GOM.

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