Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2017

You could always take a hit out on the stomach fat.

The problem is that the donuts and chips keep making Pig an offer he can’t refuse.

Nice gut you got here, be a shame if anything happened to it….

… or perhaps a fitness protection program … or a witless one …

Meh. What I got ain’t no skinny 6-pak! It’s a party, it’s a keg!

You’ve gut to lose weight.

Mmmm….pork belly!

You’re supposed to be Porky, Pig..

Witless protection program.

I’m watching my weight. Fortunately, most of it is right out there in front of me where I can keep an eye on it.

Pig: I’ve lost 20 pounds.

Rat: Look at your butt in the mirror and you’ll find it.

Mmm, bacon!

How about a fatless protection program?

Let me know if this works!

Weightloss Protection Program

Also potentially hazardous to one’s knees.

You can run but you can’t (lose your) hide.

Wait – running does help!

For Pig, it has to be the Witless Protection Program. But Pig is probably too dumb to find it in a gummymint directory….

“The Blobfather” (Get Fuzzy reference)

Ruthless weight!