Matt Wuerker for May 24, 2017

Couldn’t happen. There are more then 140 characters in the story. Trump’s attention span isn’t long enough to more then that.

Good point.

Can you make Ice Cream with honey?

Poor Pope. He probably had to take a shower after being alone with that scrounge.

Besides the Pope being glum, Trump in an act of spite left Catholic Sean Spicer out so he couldn’t meet the pope!

From the expression on Francis’ face, this is probably accurate to what went down.

Then, our irrepressible Donald told Francis the blue version of Balaam and his talking ass…

The Pope meets the Anti-Christ.

Trump was just reading from his Alt-Bible. the republican’s favorite tome, it teaches how it is better to be rich than to love your neighbor. It is a biggly good book

Love your neighbor but steal his riches?

What Trump forgot to mention is the rich Corinthian paid for all 4 scoops.

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I’ll bet after that, Francis had to unwind by washing the feet of, like, thirty poor people.

That’s not how the story goes. The poor Corinthian got a glass of water, as long as he brought his own glass.