Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 25, 2017

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    Superfrog  almost 7 years ago

    …and a brain like a thimble.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Jack might be nimble, but he sure as heck isn’t quick.

    He often fails to get out of the way when Juanita goes on one of her rampages.

    Susan has barred her from the Salon after that incident with the dryer.

    It wasn’t Susan’s fault Juanita turned it up to whoo boy hot ‘cause she was in a hurry to get to the big sale of polka dot fabric at Dennis’s.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Yea, Jack is nimble…

    it’s that pesky candle challenge that caused trouble…

     

    And Juanita, of course.

    Right, Rose….

    er glitter melted right into her hair.

    If it’s hadn’t been XTI edible glitter, which is 100% fireproof,

    we’d have had a nasty fire…

    She’s lucky she got away with color-changing chewable hair.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Aren’t you a little old to be doing hand springs?

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    ladykat  almost 7 years ago

    Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candle stick!

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    Jack will be paying a visit later today to Dr. Crackencruncher over at Ballard Chiropractic Crises Center & Car Wash located just out of town on Back Acres Farm Road.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Jack is headed for the ER.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I hope that’s not a radiation detector Juanita’s wearing.

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    ChessPirate  almost 7 years ago

    Juanita, Jumping Jack just jive jukin’…

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    The squirrel is unimpressed.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Steve… Oh!

    I’ve heard of you guys, I think.

    Wasn’t your soccer team called the Badgers?

     

    Monkey!

    Why are you P-O’d (this time)?p

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    “You are old, Father William,” the young man said,

    “And your hair has become very white;

    And yet you incessantly stand on your head –

    Do you think, at your age, it is right?”

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    “In my youth,” Father William replied to his son,

    “I feared it might injure the brain;

    But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,

    Why, I do it again and again.”

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    _______Lewis Carrol

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