Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 25, 2017

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    Superfrog  almost 7 years ago

    Keep your seat belt fastened.

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    Dtroutma  almost 7 years ago

    And fresh, non-recycled air to breath! Well at takeoff and landing, at 35,000 feet, not so much.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 7 years ago

    A 350mph wind blast in the face…..Maybe getting my teeth knocked out and my butt dragged down the aisle was a better offer after all……Hmmm.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Wait until the gremlin shows up to unbolt your seats …

    Ever see those photos of Col. Stapp in the rocket sled? You get to have those expressions for hours!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    At least you’re not next to the crying baby.

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    sparky1000  almost 7 years ago

    Or even this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_5390

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    Dani Rice  almost 7 years ago

    Just don’t try to comfort your son. United will have you arrested.http://www.heraldsun.com/news/local/counties/durham-county/article152030327.html

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    sandpiper  almost 7 years ago

    I at first thought this happened when the airlines shortened the legroom to load more passengers and . . .POP!! one squeezed out on the wing.

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    john_chubb  almost 7 years ago

    Perhaps they will meet the gremlin that hangs out on airplane wings – as seen by W. Shatner on a classic Twilight Zone episode.

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    Cerabooge  almost 7 years ago

    Calm down, Shatner, they’re not going to do anything.

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    I see that United has added a new passenger seating category…Complainer Class !

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 7 years ago

    Hey, you can’t use the word… oh, she said “snit”.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    “Oh snit, we are in for it now!”

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    sbwertz  almost 7 years ago

    Ah, the smoking section.

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    garcoa  almost 7 years ago

    Stop whining, we have the best view

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    sandpiper  almost 7 years ago

    @linguist: Excellent

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    @linguist: perhaps those seats will be bolted to the ceiling… there’s some unused space up there…

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    But they still charged us for the luggage.

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    Don Hulbert Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Just a minute, there, those are PREMIUM seats. That’ll cost you an extra $50,000.

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    booga  almost 7 years ago

    Winning, landing face first on a Tarmac near you!

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Of course, they are on the left wing, comrades.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Can you imagine how much extra fuel would be used due to that airflow disruption?

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    They will experience the wind called You die ah!

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    ahab  almost 7 years ago

    The GOP healthcare up graded seats.

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    tigerchik32  almost 7 years ago

    reason no. 285 I will never get on a plane.

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