The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 25, 2017

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    Farside99  about 7 years ago

    Three umpires were comparing their calls

    The young umpire states, “I calls them as I see them!”

    The more-seasoned umpire says emphatically, “I calls them as they are!”

    The old veteran grins and says, “It isn’t a strike or a ball until I call it!”

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    BTO  about 7 years ago

    He got every one wrong; he’s ready to work a Jays game.

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    nosirrom  about 7 years ago

    My bad. I thought he needed glasses.

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    jk123  about 7 years ago

    the umpire’s strike’s hack

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    J Short  about 7 years ago

    Judging by his dress, he must have a full plate.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 7 years ago

    “I don’t know if they were men or women fans running naked across the field, they had bags over their heads.” Yogi Berra.

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