Matt Bors for February 23, 2017
Transcript:
Donald Trump: Melania will stay in New York for Barron and definitely not because she's sleeping with her personal trainer. Can Ivanka be the First Lady? Woman: Sir? Donald Trump: Can my daughter, who I am not attracted to sexually, live with me and be my first lady? Mmmph. Woman: Well, Thomas Jefferson's daughter was First Lady, so there's precedent. But he also owned human beings. Donald Trump: I would love to own humans. Donald Trump: Bannon, write an executive order! Steve Bannon: Way ahead of you. Now finish your num nums.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 7 years ago
He also signed the Hate Transgender Exec order. And his followers in St. Louis vandalized a Jewish Cemetery. Skinheads rejoicing everywhere.
Kip W about 7 years ago
“I even signed it for you!”
“You get better at that every day.”
Rev Phnk Ey about 7 years ago
One of the best Bors has ever put out.
SwimsWithSharks about 7 years ago
Gloves off! Smack!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
Clay Jones blog:
Donald Trump has rescinded the Obama administration’s rules on bathrooms for transgender students. He wants the decisions on how to handle school bathrooms for transgenders students left up to the states. And why not? We saw how several states worked on civil rights issues back in the 1950s and 60s when they thought it was best left up to them. What could go wrong now?
We’re not deciding speed limits here. These are children. This is a civil rights issue which is an area for the federal government. Not North Carolina, or Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas, etc.
The decision was passed down by the departments of Justice and Education. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, living up to the fear that he wouldn’t defend civil rights (first he’d have to know what they are), was all for it. Education secretary Betsy DeVos was not in favor of the new rules. She was told to get in line. Exhibiting the backbone required to serve in the Trump administration, DeVos ate the meatloaf.
The safety and security of children should be more important than appeasing the fear of geriatric politicians.
Mr. Blawt about 7 years ago
So that’s what Kelleyanne has been doing. Do you think she’ll change his diaper after this, or will he change hers?
BubbleTape Premium Member about 7 years ago
fabulous!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago
I’m not sure where this is on the Bingo Card.
It’s got Bannon, slavery, creepy child stuff and adultery.
I can’t mark four different squares, can I?
I think I would have Bingo, so that can’t be right.
NeoconMan about 7 years ago
^ Hey, we Republicans cheered for the Guard at Kent State and we’ll do it again.
Hippogriff about 7 years ago
The “office” of First Lady was not defined in 1800. Hostess duties were generally performed by Dolley Madison, the first “hostess with the mostest on the ball”.
Socratease about 7 years ago
The ID of Agent Orange is ambrosia for a genius cartoonist.