Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 25, 2017

My excuse for laziness on my days off work is that I need the rest to refuel for a busy work week.

I can’t be bothered to come up with an excuse.

Laziness is its own excuse.

I’m not lazy,I’m retired.

Why are your feet in a bucket of warm water? That implies you have made an effort actually doing something. That is inconsistent with your premise. But, then again, you discovered inconsistency a very long time ago.

You’ll find it, Aunty…

I’m not lazy, I’m retired.

There is always the Sluggo School of Layabouts.