Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 12, 2016

I notice Diogenes, with his lantern (searching fruitlessly for an honest man) wasn’t included………

Go pack!

I’m about ready to smack-o-lantern.

The lazy coffee-house hipsters carve Slack-o’-Lanterns.

Of course, all the emo types are too depressed and apathetic to carve designs….

they just carry Black-o’-Lanterns.

Sigh….

In my neighborhood, there are too many Wacko-Lanterns.

But at least they got almost all of the Crack-o’-Lantern dealers off the streets.

Packer o lantern is a stretch. The others are good, he must have been saving them up all year.

Got all but the Zac. Who is that?

Me too Qiset. Who the heck is Zac?

I think some of you live in a jack-o-lantern.

Good one clithing.

Barack O Lantern.

I like the Shark-O-Lantern the best!!

That’s funny: That jerk-o-lantern doesn’t look a thing like Hillary…

So who is #3? (Even I know who Zac Efron is, and I know almost nothing about current culture.)