FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 24, 2013
November 17, 2013
December 01, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: Ok, so once you're done with the tutorial, click the mall icon and select a store. Paige: Ok, I picked one. Jason: All right, now press "O" for your mission objectives. Paige: "The invasion of Nordstromdy: defeat enemy lines and secure stylish beachwear at 75-percent savings." Jason: Get ready. It's starting. Paige: I can't see anything. Why's it so dark? Jason: It's 3:00 a.m. Equip your night vision goggles. Paige: AAAA! There's like an entire battalion camped out here! Jason: Don't panic. Remember the tutorial. Check your inventory. Paige: Keys...Credit cards...Gum...Ah, here we go! Cellphone! Page: Is this that new Call of Duty Mod? Jason: Yeah. "Black Friday Ops." Paige: But wait...if I call in an air strike, won't that hurt the beachwear?
meg_grif over 10 years ago
They bombed Bikini Atoll…
skeeterhawk over 10 years ago
Cute.
Wren Fahel over 10 years ago
I don’t “do” Black Friday and hate the very concept…but THIS was funny!
Pretzelcoatl over 10 years ago
3 am? Could be worse. Black Friday is apparently starting at 6 pm Thanksgiving Day at Walmart this year. I’m so very glad I don’t work there anymore.
Manhunter808 over 10 years ago
Beachwear in late November? No wonder it’s 75% off
biglar over 10 years ago
As the father of 11 and 13 year-old girls, I think this version would have legs…. Probably outsell all previous versions combined.
gcarlson over 10 years ago
Working my regular hospital job this Friday – gratefully not in the ER this week. Forget what I did last year; two years ago my shopping was for bird seed at A&C Feeds, where for all I know A rang me up and C carried the bag to my car, or vice versa, then ordered a book for my wife at City News – both locally owned.
BlackFrostWarrior over 10 years ago
I probably won’t be at home on Black Friday, but I do plan to be extremely far away from anything resembling a mall.
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
I’d really like to see beachwear 75% off!
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
Honestly, I avoid going shopping on Black Friday since I rather not get tramped to death by the nutty people.
AnonymousUser over 10 years ago
Sure beats going shopping on Black Friday.
emjaycee over 10 years ago
I always volunteer to work on the big holidays (Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, et al) so someone with local family can have the day off with their loved ones: mine are 1200 miles away. This year, I accepted an invite to an ‘orphans’ Thanksgiving and will be there all day. The hostess fell at work and messed up her back. Wish me luck on the potatoes (sweet and white).
...dfd about 7 years ago
I would play this
-TrapperClicker
Comix are life almost 6 years ago
Hahaha good one
Comix are life almost 6 years ago
Lol
Comix are life almost 6 years ago
Best mod ever
Ozzman25 over 5 years ago
Cute
jack is cheese over 2 years ago
mods at 3 am be like