Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 04, 1999

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Nate: My love is like a red, red rose that blooms with petals, sweet, my love, like mount St. Helens, glows with awe-inspiring heat. Nate: My love is like a perfect pearl plucked from an oyster prime. My love is like a fuzzy squirrel ( I had to make it rhyme) Nate: My love just cannot be stopped or squelched, it's like a sigh that must be sighed, a burp that must be belched. Nate: You've dated many other guys. (excuse me while I yawn.) They're like a burger, shake and fries, while I'm filet mignon. Nate: Until you stop ignoring me, until we have a date, until to love me you agree, I'm yours sincerely...Nate. Nate: Hear that, Jenny? That was for you! speaker: Okay, Now for this morning's announcements...