9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 28, 2014
Transcript:
woman: Being a double agent, I have no time for this sort of thing: but objectively speaking, writers on the topic have pointed out that it is always preferable for two people-people, mind, who are not double agents-to fall hopelessly in love at the same time, less confusion that way. Man: far less confusion. Woman: And I can see why. This onset of confusion thing is absolutely awful