9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 29, 2011
Transcript:
Fernanda says, "But what's it really like being gay?" Seth says, "Well… what's it really like being a 19-year-old Argentine girl with large, brown eyes, a soft, South American accent, the slimmest, most beautiful legs on the planet, and the appetite of a shire horse?" Fernanda says, "It's just what I am." Seth says, "And being gay is just what I am." Fernanda says, "Why are we in love, then?" Seth says, "Our hearts didn't get the memo."