9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 28, 2003
July 27, 2003
July 29, 2003
Transcript:
"Hello, I'm calling from Trihedron-West International Telephone Systems...How are you today?" "I didn't play my part in securing North Africa for the Allies and the downfall of the Nazi menace just so one day my sacred privacy could be invaded by a smarmy, eczematous conscientious objector with flat feet and nothing better to do than..." "She just said General Patton AND the Andrews Sisters woud have slapped me."
